She loved talking about "the old days." The last movie she had seen at
a theatre was a silent film and she rarely watched TV except for the
news or Billy Graham. She rarely went anywhere since the last automobile
my grandfather owned was a T model Ford. Her connection to the outside
world was maintained by faithfully reading "Grit" magazine. I loved
listening to her talk. "Edgar hope me in the garden yesterdy" meant "Edgar
helped me in the garden yesterday." "Let's go up to the H&H and get a
dope" meant "Let's walk to the H&H grocery store and get a soft drink."
She loved talking about the Old Times.
While talking one day when I was a teenager she told me a fantastic
story: "Papa's farm was in the bend of Saugahatchee Creek not far from
Tallassee Alabama. We had a smokehouse out behind the house where we
salted down our pork after hog killin's. Had sides of beef in there too. We
had to keep a lookout 'cause sometimes critters would try to get in the
smokehouse and sometimes escaped convicts from the road gangs would
come by lookin' for food. One night I heard a racket comin' from the
smokehouse so I got Papa's kerosene lantern and eased out the back door to
see what was happenin'. That's when I saw this great big hairy thing
comin' out of the smokehouse with a side of beef on it's shoulder. Well,
I'd never seen anything like that and hope I never do again! I looked at
it and it looked at me and gave a kind of grunt and ran across the back
yard and jumped over a four-strand barbed wire fence, still carryin'
that side of beef!
"The thing walked like a man but was hairy all over like a gorilla.
Well, I knew it wasn't no gorilla 'cause there weren't no circuses or zoos
anywhere around there for it to escape from. The main thing I remember
was that it stunk to High Heaven! I never smelled anything, man nor
beast, that smelled like that! I won't never forget that smell. I never
did find out what that thing was."
(I have always had an interest in the paranormal and in weird things
like UFOs and Cryptozoology. It sounded to me like a classic Bigfoot
sighting from what I have read. MyMaw was not in the habit of lying and
since she had never heard of Bigfoot or Sasquatch her memory could not have
been tainted by popular TV or movies.)
The part of the country where MyMaw grew up was still pretty much
wilderness back in the late 1800s. She told me about listening to her uncles
telling about how they fought the "Yankees" near Chattanooga during the
Civil War and how they said it was so humid then that they could wring
water out of their handkerchiefs.
One time she mentioned the time she was followed by a "Painter." I
didn't know what a "Painter" was but finally figured out that it was what
the country folk called black panthers.
Here's MyMaw's story about "Painters": "When I was a little girl I had
to walk down to the creek to fetch water of an evening. I'd take two
buckets, fill 'em up and bring them back to the house. One time it got
dark on me before I got back up to the house. I could hear a Painter
followin' me along the path. He was jumpin' from tree to tree followin'
right alongside of me. I could see his red eyes glowin' in the tree limbs.
I got real skeered and started runnin' back toward home. By the time I
got home there was hardly a drop of water in the buckets! That's the
last time I fetched water after dark."
It took me years to really appreciate the history and rich cultural
traditions that I learned while sitting at my grandmother's kitchen table
while she made biscuits in a big old worn out wooden bowl. I still miss
the smell of that kitchen and MyMaw's fried apple pies.